You are a developer in a country far far away. You're skilled, but the job search is slow. You sit at your desk, gazing into the night sky and wonder... Where did it all go wrong.
After closing your laptop for the night, you pick up a few of your favorite IPA's from the supermarket. They do their work and while watching Tiger King you fall into a deep deep sleep on your couch. When you wake up you are in:
It's hot and desolated, the sun burns in the sky and you
quickly take of your clothes. Confused you look around and
think:
"What happened to me..?"
You try to think of what might possibly have led you to this
place. Where the IPA's laced? Did someone kidnap you..? You're
starting to get thirsty and decide to find help.
You start walking:
You start walking East but after a few hours there's
still nothing in sight. Your flipflops are starting to
melt due to the hot sand and your mouth is as dry as the
Sahara.
"Will I ever find civilization again...?"
What do you do?
You keep pushing on and are about to collapse from
thirst when you see something in the distance.
"Is it a oasis, could it really be? Am I
saved..?"
You run towards it and drink from the water. After
you've quenched your thirst you turn around and..
You see:
The snake looks at you like the HR manager
from the previous company and hisses Linux
commands at you.
$ rm -rf , $ ln -s my_file.txt
my_link.txt
You're confused but also feel a need to take
it with you.
What do you do?
You pick up the snake. It trusts you
completely and hisses soft Linux
commands while you walk towards the
cave.
"Looks like you and I are going on
a adventure!"
As soon as you enter the cave you see that there's a old temple inside. There's a old door with a sign above it, it reads "BASH". Pretty weird huh...
The snake starts hissing
Linux commands at the
door. Slowly the door
opens. It's dark inside
and cool air flows through
the cave.
"Well, we came this
far.
It would be dumb for me
not to enter.."
You suddenly wake up
covered in sweat on
your couch. Your
phone rings, it's
the company you
applied for!
😃
"Hello sir! I can
congratulate you,
you got the job.
When can you
start..?"
Your search has
finally come to an
end
As soon as you turn around
you suddenly get sucked
out of the cave and
everything turns black.
You wake up covered in
sweat on your couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was
all a dream..."
Being back in reality is a
big disappointment for
you, knowing that your
journey is still not to an
end. You drag yourself
back to your laptop and
continue the search for a
new job, never knowing
what would've happened if
you tried to open the
door.
You leave the snake behind, it looks
at you in disbelieve and lets out a
final hiss. You shrug it off and turn
your attention to the cave.
"I don't need a snake to tell me
what to do!"
As soon as you enter the cave
you suddenly get sucked out and
everything turns black. You wake
up covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was all a
dream..."
Being back in reality is a big
disappointment for you, knowing
that your journey is still not
to an end. You drag yourself
back to your laptop and continue
the search for a new job, never
knowing what would've happened
if you picked up the snake.
The cat looks at you like you're a fresh
cat-snack and meows CSS properties at you.
display: flex; align-items:
stretch;
You're confused but also feel a need to take
it with you.
What do you do?
You pick up the cat. It trusts you
completely and purrs loudly while
reciting CSS properties while you walk
towards the cave.
"Looks like you and I are going on
a adventure!"
As soon as you enter the cave you see that there's a old temple inside. There's a old door with a sign above it, it reads "VSCODE". Pretty weird huh...
The cat starts meowing CSS
properties at the door.
Slowly the door opens.
It's dark inside and cool
air flows through the
cave.
"Well, we came this
far.
It would be dumb for me
not to enter.."
You suddenly wake up
covered in sweat on
your couch. Your
phone rings, it's
the company you
applied for!
😃
"Hello sir! I can
congratulate you,
you got the job.
When can you
start..?"
Your search has
finally come to an
end
As soon as you turn around
you suddenly get sucked
out of the cave and
everything turns black.
You wake up covered in
sweat on your couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was
all a dream..."
Being back in reality is a
big disappointment for
you, knowing that your
journey is still not to an
end. You drag yourself
back to your laptop and
continue the search for a
new job, never knowing
what would've happened if
you tried to open the
door.
You leave the cat behind, it looks at
you in disbelieve and scratches you on
the face. You throw it off and the cat
runs away. You turn your attention to
the cave.
"I don't need a cat to tell me what
to do!"
As soon as you enter the cave
you suddenly get sucked out and
everything turns black. You wake
up covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was all a
dream..."
Being back in reality is a big
disappointment for you, knowing
that your journey is still not
to an end. You drag yourself
back to your laptop and continue
the search for a new job, never
knowing what would've happened
if you picked up the cat.
You lie down on the wet ground, start crying and
fall asleep. You wake up covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was all a dream..."
Being back in reality is a big disappointment for
you, knowing that your journey is still not to an
end. You drag yourself back to your laptop and
continue the search for a new job, never knowing
what would've happened if you pushed on.
You start walking West but after a few hours there's
still nothing in sight. Your flipflops are starting to
melt due to the hot sand and your mouth is as dry as the
Sahara.
"Will I ever find civilization again..?"
What do you do?
You keep pushing on and are about to collapse from
thirst when you see something in the distance.
"Is it a oasis, could it really be? Am I
saved..?"
You run towards it and drink from the water. After
you've quenched your thirst you turn around and..
You see:
The scorpion looks confident, as if it has
years of experience. It suddenly starts
talking in Assembly to you.
MOV EAX, [EBX]
You're confused but also feel a need to take
it with you.
What do you do?
MOV [ESI+EAX],
CL
You pick up the scorpion. It trusts
you completely and whispers Assembly
while you enter the pyramid.
"Looks like you and I are going on
a adventure!"
As you enter the pyramid you're greeted with stairs that lead you up. After a exhausting hour long walk you get in a chamber with a closed sarcophagus. It reads "x86". Pretty weird huh...
The scorpion starts going
nuts and screams in
Assembly at the
sarcophagus. You get
scared and start to second
guess your choice..
"Maybe this wasn't such
a good choice after
all"
But as soon as the thought
enters your mind the
sarcophagus slides open
with a cracking bang.
A mummy pops out of
the sarcophagus! You
jump back but are
intrigued. The mummy
looks at you with
big eyes and opens
its mouth:
😃
"Hello sir! I can
congratulate you,
you got the job.
When can you
start..?"
You wake up
screaming and
covered in sweat on
your couch. It was
your voicemail
talking to you while
you were asleep.
Your search has
finally come to an
end!
As soon as you see the
light of the outside world
again you get sucked out
of the pyramid and and
everything turns black.
You wake up covered in
sweat on your couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was
all a dream..."
Being back in reality is a
big disappointment for
you, knowing that your
journey is still not to an
end. You drag yourself
back to your laptop and
continue the search for a
new job, never knowing
what would've happened if
you tried to open the
sarcophagus.
You leave the scorpion behind, it
looks at you in disbelieve and attacks
your big toe. You run away and turn
your attention to the pyramid.
"I don't need a scorpion to tell me
what to do!"
As soon as you enter the pyramid
you suddenly get sucked out and
everything turns black. You wake
up covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was all a
dream..."
Being back in reality is a big
disappointment for you, knowing
that your journey is still not
to an end. You drag yourself
back to your laptop and continue
the search for a new job, never
knowing what would've happened
if you picked up the scorpion.
The fox has a arrogant look and has piercing
black eyes. It suddenly starts barking
Typescript interfaces at you.
interface SquareConfig { color?: string;
width?: number; }
You're angered as you're not really that
good at Typescript yet, but also feel a need
to take it with you.
What do you do?
You pick up the fox. Although it talks
in Typescript, it's also pretty cute
so you can live with it..
"Looks like you and I are going on
a adventure!"
As you enter the pyramid you're greeted with stairs that lead you up. After a exhausting hour long walk you get in a chamber with a closed sarcophagus. It reads "VSCODE". Pretty weird huh...
The fox starts starts
going crazy wagging it's
tail and barks angered
Typescript at the
sarcophagus. You get
scared and start to second
guess your choice..
"Maybe this wasn't such
a good choice after
all"
But as soon as the thought
enters your mind the
sarcophagus slides open
with a cracking bang.
A mummy pops out of
the sarcophagus! You
jump back but are
intrigued. mummy
looks at you with
big eyes and opens
its mouth:
😃
"Hello sir! I can
congratulate you,
you got the job.
When can you
start..?"
You wake up
screaming and
covered in sweat on
your couch. It was
your voicemail
talking to you while
you were asleep.
Your search has
finally come to an
end!
As soon as you see the
light of the outside world
again you get sucked out
of the pyramid and and
everything turns black.
You wake up covered in
sweat on your couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was
all a dream..."
Being back in reality is a
big disappointment for
you, knowing that your
journey is still not to an
end. You drag yourself
back to your laptop and
continue the search for a
new job, never knowing
what would've happened if
you tried to open the
sarcophagus.
You leave the fox behind, it looks at
you in disbelieve and bites you in the
ankle. You kick it off and turn your
attention to the pyramid.
"I don't need a fox to tell me what
to do!"
As soon as you enter the cave
you suddenly get sucked out and
everything turns black. You wake
up covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was all a
dream..."
Being back in reality is a big
disappointment for you, knowing
that your journey is still not
to an end. You drag yourself
back to your laptop and continue
the search for a new job, never
knowing what would've happened
if you picked up the fox.
You lie down in the sand, start crying and fall
asleep. You wake up covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was all a dream..."
Being back in reality is a big disappointment for
you, knowing that your journey is still not to an
end. You drag yourself back to your laptop and
continue the search for a new job, never knowing
what would've happened if you pushed on.
It's humid and wet, and your clothes are drenched in sweat.
Confused you look around and think:
"What happened to me..?"
You try to think of what might possibly have led you to this
place. Where the IPA's laced? Did someone kidnap you..? You're
starting to get thirsty and decide to find help.
You start walking:
As you walk North you try to make your way through the
thick jungle forest. Your feet are starting to hurt,
because your flipflops are no match for the harsh
terrain.
"Will I ever find civilization again..?"
What do you do?
You push on and eventually find a ancient road,
it's overgrown and has snakes crawling around. You
create a makeshift machete from salvaged wood to
clear the overgrowth.
Which way do you go?
You wake up screaming and soaked in
sweat on your couch.
😔
It's a gigantic structure, build by
an ancient civilization long gone.
You walk up to the steps and look
up. At the top of the structure
there's a small building. You climb
the stairs and reach the small
building. There is a hatch, and on
top of the hatch there's an animal.
The animal is:
The python looks at you like
the HR manager from the
previous company and hisses
Python at you, what else...!
As soon as you pick up
the cobra it bites you!
You get dizzy and are
suddenly sucked out of
the temple. everything
turns black. You wake up
covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
You leave the python
behind. It looks at you
in disbelieve and bites
you in the ankle. You
kick it off and turn
your attention to the
hatch.
As soon as you
enter the temple
you suddenly get
sucked out and
everything turns
black. You wake up
covered in sweat
on your couch.
😔
The poison dart frog looks
fresh and young and suddenly
starts talking Dart to you.
You pick up the Poison
Dart Frog. It trusts you
completely and whispers
Dart while you enter the
temple through the
hatch.
The temple is cool
and damp, a
welcome surprise.
A ghost appears
out of nowhere,
it's translucent
and floats a meter
above the temple
floor. You let out
a scream and asks
what it wants from
you. It answers
The Poison
Dart Frog
starts
glowing and
starts to
recite the
Dart
documentation.
It seems to
last
forever, but
after a few
hours it
finally
stops.
The
ghost
looks
at you
with
big
eyes
and
opens
its
mouth:
😃
As soon as
you leave
the temple
you suddenly
get sucked
out and
everything
turns black.
You wake up
covered in
sweat on
your couch.
😔
You leave the Poison
Dart Frog behind, it
looks at you in
disbelieve as it jumps
away.
As soon as you
enter the temple
you suddenly get
sucked out and
everything turns
black. You wake up
covered in sweat
on your couch.
😔
It's a gigantic structure, build by
an occupying force long long ago.
It's heavily overgrown but by using
your makeshift machete you find the
entrance. You enter a big hall with
a glass ceiling, at the opposite end
of the hall there's a door and a
desk.
The cobra looks at you like
you really aren't supposed to
be here, but it is not
aggressive. As you approach
the cobra it starts to hiss
Cobra at you, what else...!
You pick up the cobra.
It trusts you completely
and whispers cobra while
you open the door.
You walk through
hallways for what
seems to be a
eternity, until
you find an old
Pentium II in a
empty office. The
screen tells you
to "Hello World".
You're not sure
what to do, so
you...
The cobra
starts
hissing its
programming
language
again. You
open up a
editor and
start typing
what the
cobra is
hissing,
maybe that
will make it
go "Hello
World".
The
screen
starts
to
flicker
and
glitch.
Have
you
done
everything
okay?
Was
there
maybe
a
error
in
your
code...?
But
then
all of
a
sudden
the
screen
turns
black
and
the
following
text
appears
in big
green
letters:
As soon as
you turn
around you
suddenly get
sucked out
and
everything
turns black.
You wake up
covered with
sweat on
your couch.
😔
You leave the cobra
behind, it hisses at you
in disbelieve as it
quickly slithers away.
As soon as you
enter the door you
suddenly get
sucked out and
everything turns
black. You wake up
covered in sweat
on your couch.
😔
The lama is blind, but does
seem to sense your presence
very well. It suddenly start
screaming accessible html
elements at you.
You pick up the lama. It
trusts you completely
and whispers accessible
html elements while you
open the door.
You walk through
hallways for what
seems to be a
eternity, until
you find an old
Pentium II in a
empty office. The
screen is broken
but it still
works. You hear
the faint bleeping
of a screen
reader..
You're not sure
what to do, so
you...
The lama
just stares
at the
screen with
it's white
eyes but
says
nothing. All
of a sudden
the screen
reader
starts to
work! It
takes a
while to
process
whatever
it's been
fed, because
somebody
wasn't
paying
attention to
accessibility.
You hate it
when
developers
don't care
for it...
It takes
a
while...
You
can
finally
make
out
what
is on
the
screen.
The
screen
reader
tells
you
the
following:
😃
As soon as
you turn
around you
suddenly get
sucked out
and
everything
turns black.
You wake up
covered with
sweat on
your couch.
😔
You leave the lama
behind, it spits at you
while it cries
accessible html elements
and runs away.
As soon as you
enter the door you
suddenly get
sucked out and
everything turns
black. You wake up
covered in sweat
on your couch.
😔
Left
"Who build this and why..?"
You ask yourself as you hack your way
through the overgrowth. You see a strange
pillar in the middle of the road, it has
Mayan writing on it. But as soon as you
come close the road beneath you gives way!
You manage to grab the edge but your
fingers eventually slip.
Fall down pit
"I can't believe it was all a
dream..."
Being back in reality is a big
disappointment for you, knowing that
your journey is still not to an end.
You drag yourself back to your
laptop and continue the search for a
new job, never knowing what would've
happened if you decided to go right.
Right
"Who build this and why...?"
You ask yourself as you hack your way
through the overgrowth. The jungle gets
less dense and you see a vague shape in
the distance.
As you get closer it appears to be
a:
Ancient Mayan temple
A Python
num1 = random.randint(0,
9)
You're confused but also feel
a need to take it with you.
What do you do?
Pick up the python
"I can't believe it
was all a
dream..."
Being back in reality is
a big disappointment for
you, knowing that your
journey is still not to
an end. You drag
yourself back to your
laptop and continue the
search for a new job,
never knowing what
would've happened if you
had made a different
choices.
Leave the python
"I don't need a
python to tell me what
to do!"
Enter the temple
"I can't
believe it was
all a
dream..."
Being back in
reality is a big
disappointment for
you, knowing that
your journey is
still not to an
end. You drag
yourself back to
your laptop and
continue the
search for a new
job, never knowing
what would've
happened if you
picked up the
python.
Poison Dart Frog
void main() { print('Hello,
World!'); }
You're confused but also feel
a need to take it with you.
What do you do?
Pick up the Poison Dart Frog
"Looks like you and I
are going on a
adventure!"
Enter the temple
"Dart"
This is weird,
you're not sure
what do and start
to get anxious.
Ask the Poison
Dart Frog for
help.
"Is it
done..?"
Look at
the ghost
"Hello
sir!
I
can
congratulate
you,
you
got
the
job.
When
can
you
start...?"
You
wake
up
screaming
and
covered
in
sweat
on
your
couch.
It was
your
voicemail
talking
to you
while
you
were
asleep.
Your
search
has
finally
come
to an
end!
Turn around and
run!
"I can't
believe it
was all a
dream..."
Being back
in reality
is a big
disappointment
for you,
knowing that
your journey
is still not
to an end.
You drag
yourself
back to your
laptop and
continue the
search for a
new job,
never
knowing what
would've
happened if
you asked
the Poison
Dart Frog
for help.
Leave the Poison Dart Frog
"I don't need a
Poison Dart Frog to
tell me what to
do!"
Enter the temple
"I can't
believe it was
all a
dream..."
Being back in
reality is a big
disappointment for
you, knowing that
your journey is
still not to an
end. You drag
yourself back to
your laptop and
continue the
search for a new
job, never knowing
what would've
happened if you
picked up the
Poison Dart Frog.
Old research facility
You see an animal
just chilling on the desk.
The animal is:
A cobra
def toString as String is
override
You're confused but also feel
a need to take it with you.
What do you do?
Pick up the cobra
"Looks like you and I
are going on a
adventure!"
Go inside
Ask the cobra
for help
"You
better
know what
you are
doing,
because I
really
don't have
a
clue.."
Compile
and run
immediately
"Hello
sir!
I
can
congratulate
you,
you
got
the
job.
When
can
you
start...?"
You
wake
up
covered
in
sweat
on
your
couch.
You
realize
that
it was
a
voicemail
message
that
somehow
got in
your
dream.
Your
search
has
finally
come
to an
end!
Turn around and
leave
"I can't
believe it
was all a
dream..."
Being back
in reality
is a big
disappointment
for you,
knowing that
your journey
is still not
to an end.
You drag
yourself
back to your
laptop and
continue the
search for a
new job,
never
knowing what
would've
happened if
you asked
the cobra
for help.
Leave the cobra
"I don't need a cobra
to tell me what to
do!"
Open the door
"I can't
believe it was
all a
dream..."
Being back in
reality is a big
disappointment for
you, knowing that
your journey is
still not to an
end. You drag
yourself back to
your laptop and
continue the
search for a new
job, never knowing
what would've
happened if you
picked up the
cobra.
A lama
<button
role="tab"
aria-selected="false"
aria-controls="complexcomplex"
tabindex="-1"
data-deletable="">
You're confused but also feel
a need to take it with you.
What do you do?
Pick up the lama
"Looks like you and I
are going on a
adventure!"
Go inside
Ask the lama for
help
Wait
"Hello
sir!
I
can
congratulate
you,
you
got
the
job.
When
can
you
start...?"
You
wake
up
covered
in
sweat
on
your
couch.
It was
your
voicemail
talking
to you
while
you
were
asleep.
Your
search
has
finally
come
to an
end!
Turn around and
leave
"I can't
believe it
was all a
dream..."
Being back
in reality
is a big
disappointment
for you,
knowing that
your journey
is still not
to an end.
You drag
yourself
back to your
laptop and
continue the
search for a
new job,
never
knowing what
would've
happened if
you asked
the lama for
help.
Leave the lama
"I don't need a lama
to tell me what to
do!"
Open the door
"I can't
believe it was
all a
dream..."
Being back in
reality is a big
disappointment for
you, knowing that
your journey is
still not to an
end. You drag
yourself back to
your laptop and
continue the
search for a new
job, never knowing
what would've
happened if you
picked up the
lama.
You lie down on the wet ground, start crying and
fall asleep. You wake up covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was all a dream..."
Being back in reality is a big disappointment for
you, knowing that your journey is still not to an
end. You drag yourself back to your laptop and
continue the search for a new job, never knowing
what would've happened if you pushed on.
As you walk South you try to make your way through the
thick jungle forest. Your feet are starting to hurt,
because your flipflops are no match for the harsh
terrain.
"Will I ever find civilization again..?"
What do you do?
You push on and eventually find a brown mucky
river. It's too big to cross and is filled with
alligators. You decide to build a raft from
scavenged wood you find nearby.
Which way do you go?
As you slowly make your way downstream the
river starts to accelerate. You hear a
faint rumbling in the distance, and to
your horror its a waterfall. You try
paddling as hard as you can to reach the
shore but it's too late.
You go over the edge and as soon as
you hit the water at the bottom you
wake up soaked in sweat on your
couch.
😔
As you slowly make your way upstream the
jungle gets less dense and you see a vague
shape in the distance.
It's a large village, but the houses
are already decaying. It reminds you
of the good times at your previous
job and you shed a tear. It's a
shame they didn't give you a chance
to learn the new stuff.
You struggle and try to
wiggle your way out but
it doesn't work, you are
stuck. Slowly the
quicksand starts to
swallow you whole, it
takes hours and finally
your head vanishes under
the mud.
You follow the sound and it
leads you to a large square.
It's round and surrounded by
huge forest trees. Between the
trees there are countless
small houses.
A albino donkey appears
out of nowhere and walks
towards you, it stops
just inches from the
throne. You are in
disbelieve as it start
talking:
As soon as
you make
your choice
the fog gets
thicker. You
can hardly
make out the
donkey, but
see he's
smiling as
he
disappears.
You wake up
covered in
sweat on
your couch,
and the
phone rings.
It's the
company you
applied for!
😃
As soon as
you make
your choice
the fog gets
thicker. You
can hardly
make out the
donkey, but
see he's
smiling as
he
disappears.
You wake up
covered in
sweat on
your couch,
and the
phone rings.
It's the
company you
applied for!
😃
As soon as
you make
your choice
the fog gets
thicker. You
can hardly
make out the
donkey, but
see he's
smiling as
he
disappears.
You wake up
covered in
sweat on
your couch,
and the
phone rings.
It's the
company you
applied for!
😃
The donkey gets
mad, stomps with
his hooves in the
sand and launches
at you! It knocks
you over and as
soon as you hit
the ground you
wake up covered in
sweat on your
couch.
😔
A female ogre appears
out of nowhere and walks
towards you, she stops
just inches from the
throne. She is taller
then you and green from
head to toe. She is very
pretty...
As soon as
you make
your choice
the fog gets
thicker. You
can hardly
make out the
ogre, but
see she's
smiling as
she
disappears.
You wake up
covered in
sweat on
your couch,
and the
phone rings.
It's the
company you
applied for!
😃
As soon as
you make
your choice
the fog gets
thicker. You
can hardly
make out the
ogre, but
see she's
smiling as
she
disappears.
You wake up
covered in
sweat on
your couch,
and the
phone rings.
It's the
company you
applied for!
😃
As soon as
you make
your choice
the fog gets
thicker. You
can hardly
make out the
ogre, but
see she's
smiling as
she
disappears.
You wake up
covered in
sweat on
your couch,
and the
phone rings.
It's the
company you
applied for!
😃
As soon as
you make
your choice
the fog gets
thicker. You
can hardly
make out the
ogre, but
see she's
smiling as
she
disappears.
You wake up
covered in
sweat on
your couch,
and the
phone rings.
It's the
company you
applied for!
😃
Downstream
"Noooooooooo..!!"
Fall down waterfall
"I can't believe it was all a
dream..."
Being back in reality is a big
disappointment for you, knowing that
your journey is still not to an end.
You drag yourself back to your
laptop and continue the search for a
new job, never knowing what would've
happened if you decided to go
upstream.
Upstream
"It looks like a native village..! I'm
saved"
As you get closer it appears to be
abandoned. Your hopes of getting saved are
crushed, but still decide to have a look
Dock your raft
"It will all work out in the
end."
This is something you must keep
reminding yourself about. Without
hope for a new job you just might as
well start flipping burgers. Then
all of a sudden you hear someone
call your name!
Somebody's there! what do you
do?
Run!
"Oh hell no!"
The fear got the best of you!
You turn around and run into
the forest. All sorts of
insects and animals run away
in panic as they see you
coming. You're already a good
mile away when all of a sudden
the forest ground sucks you
in!
It's quicksand!
Struggle to get out
You wake up covered in
sweat on your couch.
😔
"I can't believe it
was all a
dream..."
Being back in reality is
a big disappointment for
you, knowing that your
journey is still not to
an end. You drag
yourself back to your
laptop and continue the
search for a new job,
never knowing what
would've happened if you
just walked towards the
sound.
Walk towards it
"This is an amazing
place!"
You make your way to the
center of the square, there's
a throne in the middle. It's
made out of skulls and bones,
but looks really comfortable.
When you sit down the square
fills with fog.
Something approaches
you!
It's a albino donkey
"Welcome to my
kingdom.
What is your
answer?
I see you came from
far but still have a
long way to go. How
can I help you achieve
your goals?"
Give me JS framework
wisdom
"A good choice!
A hard question,
they all seem fine
and job
opportunities are
great for either
on of them. After
thinking for a
while you make
your decision.
Which
one would you
like to know
better...?"
React
"Hello
sir! I can
congratulate
you, you
got the
React job.
When can
you
start...?"
Your search
has finally
come to an
end!
Vue
"Hello
sir! I can
congratulate
you, you
got the
Vue job.
When can
you
start...?"
Your search
has finally
come to an
end!
Angular
"Hello
sir! I can
congratulate
you, you
got the
Angular
job. When
can you
start...?"
Your search
has finally
come to an
end!
I don't need any help!
"I can't
believe it was
all a
dream..."
Being back in
reality is a big
disappointment for
you, knowing that
your journey is
still not to an
end. You drag
yourself back to
your laptop and
continue the
search for a new
job, never knowing
what would've
happened if you
had accepted the
albino donkey's
help.
It's a female ogre
"Welcome to my
kingdom."
"I see you came from
far. It must've been a
exhausting journey,
how did you even get
here...?"
I don't know
"Okay, well...
In the end it
really doesn't
matter. I'm here
to teach you
fundamentals.
What would you
like me to teach
you?"
What is your
answer?
Teach me HTML
and CSS
fundamentals
"Hello
sir! I can
congratulate
you, you
got the
job. When
can you
start...?"
Your search
has finally
come to an
end!
Teach me
JavaScript
fundamentals
"Hello
sir! I can
congratulate
you, you
got the
job. When
can you
start...?"
Your search
has finally
come to an
end!
By the river
"Okay, well...
In the end it
really doesn't
matter. I'm here
to teach you
fundamentals.
What would you
like me to teach
you?"
What is your
answer?
Teach me HTML
and CSS
fundamentals
"Hello
sir! I can
congratulate
you, you
got the
job. When
can you
start...?"
Your search
has finally
come to an
end!
Teach me
JavaScript
fundamentals
"Hello
sir! I can
congratulate
you, you
got the
job. When
can you
start...?"
Your search
has finally
come to an
end!
You lie down on the wet ground, start crying and
fall asleep. You wake up covered in sweat on your
couch.
😔
"I can't believe it was all a dream..."
Being back in reality is a big disappointment for
you, knowing that your journey is still not to an
end. You drag yourself back to your laptop and
continue the search for a new job, never knowing
what would've happened if you pushed on.